Tom CruisePoor Tom. Make Suri give you a hug. Tom was all set to star in and produce a film tentatively titled Valkyrie, about a failed plot to kill Adolf Hitler (sounds like a real uplifter). However, Tom will not be eating wieinerschnitzel anytime soon. Germany has barred the filmmakers from filming because of Tommy being a Scientologist. Apparently Germany does not recognize the religion that has led to such masterpieces as Battlefield Earth. Guess Tom will have to put off his dreams of playing Colonel Clause von Stauffenberg and just go make Mission Impossible 4.
