I just go to the most saturated, yet frighteningly accurate website out there, TMZ.
I knew Paris had just gotten released, and I was in such an excited frenzy that I didn't have time to search through a ton of words. Thankfully we have TMZ with it's multiple posts and pretty pictures.
Here are a few of the thing I learned in my 2 minutes of scrolling.
* Paris's hair is flat.
* Paris wants tacos.
* Paris loves TMZ too.
So there you have it folks. She is free. And there is most assuredly some humorous/outrageous tidbits on the horizon.
