Don't say we didn't warn you. This is some scary goblin s**t.
Snarl gurgle gurgle
And to think, we all thought it was Cameron that was the dick when it came to the paparazzi all those years. Guess again, boy band fans. Turns out it was Little Man Timberlake that was the cranky pothead and maybe Cammie was too meek to intervene. Or maybe she knew she'd get that (and worse) when she got home later. You make the call. I'd let him attack the paps, too. Get him out of my hair.
Justin and Jessica are continuing their whirlwind sourpuss tour of Europe, with Justin alienating his fan base as fast he can, all along the way. He's gotten into shouting (and spitting?) matches with local media and fans, with nothing but ugly shining out. For someone who still sings like a Mousketeer he's got a big set of stones. I do believe the term "f***face" was exchanged on one memorable occasion.
Curiously enough, the stars of Shrek III are no longer traveling together, or appearing in the same cities. Antonio Banderas hasn't been seen since Melanie hopped on a plane and brought his sweet ass home after being photographed flirting with Cameron, who was last spotted in Peru, where she received flak for a Maoist slogan on her bag.
