Or maybe roast you a turkey? Perhaps a peanut butter sandwich... I'll whip it up so quick and throw it in a paper sack for you.
When I first saw this picture I thought it was a fake. I truly thought some painfully skinny girl's head had been covered by Zellweger's melon. Look at the sharp collar bones next to that bobblehead. Such a tiny frame with such a big head. That just doesn't look like it occurs in nature.
Being the detective I am, I put on my Google cap, determined to find out who Sarah Jessica Parker was really embracing. Lo and behold, it was Renee. They were at the Bee Movie premiere. I found other pictures. That is really what that woman looks like. Renee Zellweger is a lollipop.
