Oh, this guy. Comes across as such a niiice, wholesome guy on all his records, and in all his publicity. You know he stayed with Jess as long as he did out of kindness, because he didn't want to hurt her. And I suppose he was just helping Penelope cross the street because it was so dangerous, and he's so big and strong? Yark!
Here, let me help you out of that tight, uncomfortable shirt.
Pene's laughing because she's used to making men blather and drool with just a bat of an eye. Mayer is certainly an ambitious suitor, but he's playing way out of his league here. Look at her body language - she's not leaning in toward him, pressing herself against him. She's leaning away, her arm partially raised in a defensive posture. And look at her eyes - she's not laughing with you, John.
Jessica, you had a good guy once; it just didn't work out. You're a nice girl, and you'll meet another nice guy again. You can afford to be picky. You look like you're in great shape again, which is good - you got a little meaty over the winter, there. My point here is that you're too good for this crap. Put his s**t on the curb with the rest of the trash. Papa Joe don't raise no FWBs.
? The picture is a collage.
? The picture is a collage. With 1,000,000 photos floating around the web that you can steal and comment on you post a kid's photoshop art project? Back to Perezers I go.