What's big, loose and round and likes to get peed on?I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count. I bet if you painted a face on Kim's back you couldn't tell which end was which.
Kim Kardashian should thank her lucky stars that Paris Hilton used and abused her as Nicole's understudy during their period of denouement. The full-figured rap star groupie and water sport afficianado was strictly D-or F-List in the days before Paris. When Paris came a-calling, Kim was happy to get her unibrow waxed, slip into her Spanxx and hit the road.
Then came the sex tape, and the fifth season of A Simple Life. Paris stopped returning Kim's calls, and starting hanging out with the likes of Britney Spears and Kimberly Stewart. Kim figured (rightly) that neither Brit nor Kimbo could keep up with Paris for long, and she hunkered down to wait them out. 
Mrs. Puff (apologies to puffer fish everywhere)
The more she hunkered, the more she spread, and suddenly she was transformed into a brunette parody of Anna Nicole before Slim Fast ... I mean, TrimSpa ... I mean, methadone. Whatever it was, it blew her up like Mrs. Puff.
