I don't care how buff Cameron Diaz is. Melanie Griffith is coming to clean her clock and send her back to the bottom of the sea.
I saw the way you looked at my husband, bitch.
Antonio Banderas has long been notorious as a serial flirt and possible womanizer, although I can't imagine Melanie putting up with actual infidelity. Homegirl would spontaneously combust. But she's well aware of Cameron's reputation for boffing that which doesn't belong to her. (Criss Angel was still engaged to Minnie Driver when she threw him over her shoulder and dragged him back to her damp, dark cave.) 
Want to see my gills?Cammie the Sea Creature has been having a blast flirting up a storm with her leading men, much to the dismay of Melanie and Jessica Biel, and Melanie was content to bite her tongue and ride out the storm ... until this hit the web:
Baggy knees or no, expect a meeker, milder Cameron on the remainder of the press tour, as Melanie stands on the sidelines with a gaffing hook.
