Everything's bigger in Texas, honey.While I doubt these two have shared much more than straws in the bathroom, Jessica could teach Britney a few things about harnessing the power of the two.
While Jessica is no stranger to fashion faux pas, she hasn't had a nip slip in at least a couple of years - she seemed to outgrow that around the same time as Nick Lachey - she usually keeps her girls in line and facing forward. And while Papa Joe swears that Jessica's rack is God-given, we've often spied the telltale signs of surgical implantation; most particularly the fact that her left boob always looks lopsided. Still, it's a much neater set, most likely because Jessica wears proper support.
Sadly enough, our sources tell us that Britney didn't take well to Jessica's offer of assistance. She asked us to forward her regards, in typical backwoods trailer park fashion.
Britney's secret message to her fans: This is what that $25 fan club membership will buy you.
