PrettyBoring Celebrity Swimsuit Edition: If You Can't Wear Anything Nice, Then Don't Wear Anything At All.

Submitted by Lisa Voglesonger on Fri, 06/15/2007 - 00:03.

Uma Thurman wears some kind of all-encompassing diaper-riffic swimpod, guaranteed to make you think of a Woody Allen movie.

Uma in her swimpod

Serena Richards shows the world the ass that broke the ocean. Really.

The ass that cracks cement

And never to be outdone, Sharon Stone demonstrates a surefire method to end gossip about her cottage-cheese ass - show us your t*ts!

These old things? I've had them forever.

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