I've always said that Nicole was the smarter one on The Simple Life. Yes, I realize that's like saying a fork is smarter than a spoon, but still, that girl is crafty. She hadn't been seen with Joel Madden at all recently, and then suddenly, this appeared.
Olive Oyl and Pepe Le Pew
Yes, Joel got his hair done like Pepe Le Pew to reinforce the idea that he's a mighty sperminator. Look at the bad ass expression on his face. Actually, he looks more pregnant than she does.
If Nicole is as anorexic as we've been led to believe, she is physically incapable of conceiving a baby. Simply put, that hen is laying no eggs, and her body is too malnourished to support another life form. It's just not happening.
So what is happening? Maybe Nicole has been watching Paris throw conniptions in the county jail, and she's been taking notes. Attention deficit? That won't work. Panic attacks? Nope. Hunger strike? Too easy. But a high-risk pregnancy on an already frail possible (probable) drug addict? Hmmm ... there might be something to that.
Nicole has every reason to worry. Already convicted of a DUI, she faces mandatory jail time if convicted for her latest offense. If she gets the same judge as Paris did, she's going away for a long time. Something tells me she's going to skate, though. The fork is wilier than the spoon. Now if she would just eat a sandwich every once in a while.
