You know things are in sad shape when this guy looks like the better parent.
Do you think the judge has seen your pictures yet? He will ...
Kevin Federline was said to be livid when he found out Britney took her sons on a jaunt to Hawaii. Their custody agreement stipulates that she cannot leave LA County without his consent (yikes!) and without a nanny (egads!). He found out the same way we all did - on the blogs, baby - and tried to call but Brit wouldn't answer her phone for two days. Britney only had her cousin/lesbian lover, Ali, with her, and that's like the dog leading the snog - not a clue in the world.
Now Kevin's had enough, and is taking her back to court. It's pretty likely that her well-documented recent drinking and erratic behavior (read: compulsive exhibitionism) would be enough to strip her of custody, but Kevin's not taking any chances this time - he will demand a court-ordered drug test. And make no mistake, that was the only reason she shaved her head the first time. (Sorry, Brit, that won't work either.)
And what of Sean P and Jayden J? Sad to say, I think they're better off with their father, at least until their mom gets the help she needs. The way her junk is always hanging out must make them feel like they're growing up in a National Geographic magazine.
