Damn you, Britney. Damn you.
This picture marked a turning point for Little Lord Timberlake. Having now fully succumbed to Stockholm Syndrome, he has given up his feeble efforts at resistance and is completely under the sea creature's power.
He just may be the lucky one. Back in the States, Jessica Simpson is said to be fiercely stalking former whatever John Mayer, driving him absolutely bonkers every chance she gets. Mayer was said to be poolside at the Sunset Marquis earlier this week when Jess began bombarding him with texts and calls. John's friends were said to be roaring with laughter as the argument grew in intensity, with John yelling at someone named "Jess" to stop "calling, texting, all of it - just leave me alone!"
With nothing on her immediate horizon but product endorsements, shopping trips and girl's night with Ken Paves, John cannot count on distraction to aid his escape. His only hope is to lure her to the library and then ditch her in the periodicals. Or lock her in the spray tan booth.
JT, on the other hand, may be a lost cause. Caught between Sea Creature Diaz and Double-pump Biel, he can be ensured of a true falsetto for years to come. So. Owned.
