An uncanny resemblanceI just want to know what's up with that stray man's hand on her lower back. What, if anything, is it attached to?
Proving once again that she may be shameless but she's certainly not brainless, Paris is said to have inked a deal with the Hard Rock to get paid $800,000 to host a "Get Out of Jail" party. And while reports of Paris having a difficult time coping with jail persist, I'm really starting to wonder if it's all being done for dramatic effect.
The supporting cast of family and friends coming to visit is certainly interesting: first sister Nicky and former lover Stavros Niarchos, then her parents, and today we heard that Dr. Steven Hoefflin, plastic surgeon to the stars, came a-calling. Could she finally be getting that wonky eye fixed, or getting those pesky ass flaps trimmed back?
Paris is also said to be working on a piece for PETA about cruelty to chickens. Apparently they, too, saw the connection between her current plight and that of her feathered brethren, and thought she'd be the perfect spokesperson. She's been there, and she feels their pain.
