It tickles, it burns, it tickles, it burns ...Holy man hands, Jen! Where did you meet this guy? I can't imagine you travel in the same circles. He couldn't get past the valet at your nail salon. Did you like pull a Marc Jacobs and decide to keep the rent boy?
Paulie Boy has quite the resume, and a wickedly sinful past. He used to have a monstrous coke problem, but claims to be clean for a few years now. Frankly, he's too healthy looking to be strung out on anything. But he is reputed to have blown rails with Kate Moss before seeing Nelson Mandela in West Africa. Since cleaning up his act, Paul had told his friends of his now loftier ambition: He wanted to find a rich, lonely girl.
Well, find her he has, and he's probably been tacking her to the mattress in ways Vince Vaughn never dreamed of. Paul's already been spotted doing the walk of shame from Jen's house, and she from his hotel. But a blind vice column today on Perez Hilton throws a totally new light on Jen's new guy. According to this item, a "pretty boy English model that's dating a former sitcom actress" is also into men.
Ouch. Can you think of any other two people who even remotely fit that bill? No? Me, either. 
It's not THAT funny.
they were never a couple.
they were never a couple.
they were never a couple, it
they were never a couple, it was an advertisement for smartwater : idiots : she is laughing at you
he's also buds with Halle
he's also buds with Halle Berry's Gabriel Aubry