More slosh than jiggleWhat ... you don't believe me? It's so simple I wonder why no one's thought of it before. Wait - I get it. Nobody's thought of it before because everyone else knows how to keep their junk covered when they're tailed everywhere by 150 paparazzi. Everyone but you, Britney. Everyone but you.
Don't matter - still looks like s***t.Why do you make it so hard for us to like you? Just when you started doing better with the kids, making up with Mom, even possibly reconciling with your ex-husband. I'm not sure getting back with Kevin is such a good thing. Does he still get to keep the settlement money?
Maybe we're being too hard on Britney. Maybe where she comes from everyone dresses like that. Maybe she thinks everyone wants to take her picture because she looks really hot. And maybe it's the gene pool ... check out Daddy Spears after the jump.
That's Big Daddy Spears to y'all
