This is what Justin looked like before he learned that Jessica had missed her flight and wouldn't get there before dark.
I'm wearing a garlic rosary.
Cameron is said to still be in love with Justin. With each promotional appearance the cast of Shrek the Third makes, her eyes get beadier, her smile gets meatier, and it gets harder and harder for her to keep the ugly inside. Outside, she flashes her baby blues and pearly whites. Inside, she screams, "Four years! I had him eating out of the palm of my hand for four years! I own that s***t!"
Actually, I'll give Cameron credit where credit's due. She's been forced into tight quarters with her ex because of work obligations. If that wasn't bad enough, she's got to smile and pretend she's having the time of her life. Yes, I know it's not rocket science, but she does at least have acting chops for that.
Cameron wore a stunning black and white Chanel gown that hugged the hips and thighs before a mermaid-like flare to the floor. Something about her hair style made me think about "There's Something About Mary" - must be the stiff-looking bangs.
