With those scrawny legs she could almost pass for one of those plastic flamingoes.
Is that a nesting maneuver?
Posh got all casual sporty to throw out the starting pitch at a recent Dodgers game. Look at all those empty seats behind her. It was standing room only just minutes ago. They must have been scared away by her fivehead. And what do you call those shoes? Are they like trampy X-rated nurse platform wedges? Whoa. No wonder Becks is always checking his junk.
Posh seems to be adjusting well to life in sunny LA, as she's seen shopping all over town, but nary a crumb passes her lips. I guess when the Spice Girls do their new album and reunion tour she can be Ano Spice. I think she outweighs Nicole Richie, but only because of her implants.
There's still no confirmation on whether Posh's reality show will come to fruition. I watch little or no reality TV, but I'd definitely tune in at least once to catch Posh in action. I've seen clips of her on British TV, and she's much warmer and funnier than her scowling image conveys. Posh has admitted to affecting that fierce look because she thinks it makes her look sexier. Maybe it's because we're so used to seeing her like that, but seeing her smiling is just plain odd.
