No, it wasn't tissue dolly.Although she had a bird's eye view of the goings on in the ladies' powder room, Tissue Dolly was never a kiss-and-tell kind of girl. Lindsay's former driver and bodyguard, Lee Weaver, however, has no such reservations, and has sold his story to Britain's News of the World. Parents might want to ask young children to leave the room - it ain't pretty.
Weaver, a big, tough guy in his 40s, told NOTW that he quit driving for Miss Lindsay after two years because he feared for his safety. Weaver spins a lurid tale of coke-fueled psychosis and lesbian promiscuity with a healthy side of paranoid self-mutilation. Unlike many such celebrity tell-alls, however, Weaver actually names names, and at the top of his list is Nicole Richie, whom he claims was one of the few who could actually keep up with Lindsay.
In addition to tales of voracious drug use, Weaver throws in a few lesbian escapades - he says Lindsay tried to bed Mariah Carey, but that she struck out - and that she attacked Jessica Simpson in a rage one night, trying to rip out her hair extensions. Surprisingly, one person he didn't trash was Paris Hilton, who he said did no lines, just drank and stripped. Gee, I feel better already.
So, let's see - first Mom, then Dad, then her finger-banging buddy (everybody's favorite "f***ing lesbian," Samantha Ronsen), and now her stalwart chauffeur and protector, are all cashing in on poor little Firecrotch. Who's next? Her little brother and sister? Maybe the two puppies she adopted before she went into rehab the first time?
It's Ronson
It's Ronson