Welcoming Committee at LynwoodThe incarceration of Paris Hilton has created a vacuum in the socialite party circuit on the Left Coast. Girls who once trailed a distant second are queuing up for their chance as Queen of the Hollywood Ball. Nicole may well be joining her Simple Life partner in the pokey soon, and Blohan is taking a breather at Promises. Who does that leave - Mischa? Kim K.? Kimbo? Oh, no. That won't do.
Enter Tinsley Mortimer, fabulous Manhattan socialite and best bud of Heatherette designer Richie Rich. Tinsley was born wealthy and then married a guy named Topper, all very blue blood WASP and Uppah West Side. Now, the Tins is determined to become the latest It girl of the tabloids.
Of course, all this brou-ha-ha doesn't sit well with her in-laws, the Mortimers, they of the Social Register. But Tins and Topper are already married, so they're pretty much stuck with her, for better or worse.
Tinsley, right, with Aubrey of Danity KaneMore trouble could be brewing, however. From the looks of this photo, I'd venture to say that Tinsley's got more than stardust in her eyes these days. Might be time to rein that girl in, before there's an unsightly mess.
Blue blood WASP is Upper
Blue blood WASP is Upper EAST side(not WEST as you wrote). An old school WASP would never be caught dead on the UPPER WEST SIDE, as it is known for being more artsy and still wealthy but much more Jewish and culturally diverse. (Upper West is where they filmed "You got Mail" and lots of cute , family oriented movies.Also where Lincoln Center is and the school of the performing arts.)
Upper EAST is land of Hiltons, "Cruel Intentions" scary skinny ladies eating lots of tasti-d-lite (our pinkberry). There has long been a rivalry between the 2 and you probably insulted any socialite by alluding to the fact that they come from the "Uppah West Side". Just thought you would like to know the difference
-Upper East Side girl(currently slumming it on Upper Wesst Side)
so noted - thank you!
so noted - thank you! (seriously)