Yup, stick a fork in him. He's done.
I mean, really. What man in his right mind would wear a zippy sweater like that with a straw hat? And I think his face has been frozen in that expression for about eight months now.
Today, Richie Sambora joined a long line of celebrities who have seen their star appeal rise by checking into rehab. In Sambora's case, it's surprising he's lasted this long, after a spate of horribly self-destructive behavior.
It all started when he left his stunning then-wife, Heather Locklear, for the skanky ho down the block, Denise Richards. Anyone could see his judgment had to have been seriously impaired to venture down that road. Once he made his move, he had to stick with it or lose face, so he stuck with it and drank to ease the pain. Richie did his best to stay drunk 24-7, culminating earlier this week with an embarrassingly inept performance at a taping of MTV Unplugged where he was too stewed to play.
Here's to hoping Richie sticks with the program and makes a complete recovery. Even if he dies alone, a washed-up loser, he's still got his daughter, Ava, to think about.
To the author of this
To the author of this article: You are demented. There is something seriously wrong with you. The man got separated from his wife, his child and lost his father to cancer. If you had a tad bit of pride or dignity, you would've never let yourself fall this low.
Here, here! I couldn't
Here, here! I couldn't agree more!
I've totally got the
I've totally got the solution! Since Keith Richards lost his drinking buddy in the form of Ron Wood's new SOBRIETY (whatever, Ron, but I still love ya), Ron needs to hang with Jon Bon for awhile and let Richie replace HIM on the Stones' current tour! Everybody's a winner! Bon Jovi will remain a straight-edge band and Keith can have a drinking partner! (I'll drink with you cats, Richie...Keith...ANY TIME...gimme a call)
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Is Richie Sambora having
Is Richie Sambora having problems? Yes.
Does it concern you, me, or anybody else? No.
I can't believe that there are still people like yourself who feel their opinion matters. I agree with the majority of comments on this page.
YOU NEED TO GO OUTSIDE AND GET A LIFE! Seriously...
What's wrong with you people
What's wrong with you people
Hey Lisa does the phrase get
Hey Lisa does the phrase get a life and get your facts straight mean anything to you.Sambora did not leave Heather she filed for divorce against him. And not only has Richie been through the break up of his marrige to the love of his life and his break up from Denise(which who i must say is a bitch and i never liked her but richie did and its his life) but he has also had to face the tragic death of his father Adam Sambora to cancer. Now i agree with off the wall comments against the likes of Spears and Lohan because lets face it they did it to themselves but to make disgusting and derogatory comments about a man who has been through so much latley and all in the public eye while trying to hold a brave front up for the sake of his family and band is wrong i think ur a fucking loser with nothing better to do. The only thing that makes me smile right now is knowing Richie has the love and support of millions of people right now all wishing him the best of luck and hoping he gets through thi time soon, where as if the same thing happened to you well lets just say i dont think more then 3 people would offer you best wishes the ony thing theyd widh upon you would be fucking death.Have a Nice Day V
Lisa; it's all to clear you
Lisa; it's all to clear you haven't being dicked for quite a while.
However, don't blame someone.
Richie Sambora is not the source of your frustations.
So, go loose some weight and find yourself some dick to suck and/or fuck; this old remedy will probably help you cure your stupidity.
And don't forget to "Have a nice day :-)"