It eats things from under rocks
That's not to say that she had it going on upstairs before JT came and went. I've always thought she's been a bit of a gangly flake.
Then she got together with little Mr. Timberlake, and went from smiling for the cameras to snarling and kicking. For four years the paparazzi hated Cameron because she and her falsetto honey were no fun to be around. I always thought potheads were supposed to be happy and mellow.
And then they split. No one knows why, exactly, but JT moved on, and Cameron started bouncing around, making multiple stops with Kelly Slater, hot Hawaiian surfer, but nothing seemed to be sticking - until Criss Angel came along.
Angel is living proof that Cameron has completely lost her mind. Just look at him!
Cameron's honeyNo woman in her right mind would go anywhere near that media whore. And now that he's shamelessly dropped her name during his latest magic stunt, I doubt she will again, too.
