Fug through thick and thinUgly is as ugly do, and ugly's coming to a town near you.
Representing barfug in both small and plus sizes, Kimberly Stewart and Kelly Osborne have hit the campaign trail, seeking support to launch a new reality show. The theme for said show is not known to anyone just yet, including our two fashion-impaired girls.
Growing up in the rarefied world of superstardom as the children of rock stars, it is doubtful that Kelly or Kimbo know anything of reality or life on the streets. Kelly, however, has done at least one stint in rehab, and seems to be clinging to sobriety, so one would think she has a leg up on Kimbo. Kimbo's claim to fame, other than being Rod Stewart's daughter, is as mercenary maneater, gobbling up the leftover boyfriends of her more photogenic starlet friends.
One can only hope that Kelly will keep Kimbo from annihilating the local population of eligible males wherever she goes, and that Kimbo will keep Kelly from decimating the racks of baked goods and frozen yogurt.