Look at my ass! Can you see it?
Hey, kid in the front! I want to see those hands - above the water - right now.
Poor, sweet Jessica Alba is so innocent. She probably doesn't even notice the throng of pudgy, desperate men surrounding her on all sides. She doesn't see the 30 paparazzi getting heat stroke in the parking lot either.
Ms. Alba, who really hasn't done anything of critical acclaim in her career as comic book heroine, is said to be less than an angel in real life. She is reported to be brusque, and at times downright rude, to fans seeking autographs. And as most of her tabloid pics show, she's less than accommodating to the paps as well.
Ms. Alba laments the lack of serious roles being offered to her, but has no problems sitting for seductive photo shoots or with public displays of her incredible ass. It pays the rent.
