Bending ItYou can just hear his jowls sloshing around. This guy is smooth.
I never liked John Kerry. I always thought he was a pretentious twit and mamby-pamby flip-flopper. Even in his home state of Massachusetts he's not well-liked, but I think he's related to the Kennedys in some way, and that has allowed him to enjoy an uninspired career in Congress.
When Kerry ran for President in 2000, one of the biggest obstacles he faced was image: He and his wife, Heinz ketchup heiress Teresa, came across as the Brookline upper crest snobs that they are - they just didn't know how to get humble. The harder they tried the worse they looked - it was pathetic, and ultimately for the Kerry campaign, insurmountable.
With the 2008 Presidential race right around the corner, Kerry is getting that itch to run again, but no one will give him the time of day. Desperate for attention at a recent appearance, Kerry evoked the name of the ultimate publicity whore - Lindsay Lohan - as a potential President ten years from now. Then she got arrested and sent to rehab, while Kerry was said to plunge into deep depression, watching his hopes for the dream ticket go up in smoke. 
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I love how Teresa Kerry
I love how Teresa Kerry flaunts the name of her dead husband, Republican Senator from Pennsylvania by the name of Heinz. Heinz is not her maiden name. I'd say she's a goldbricker, but she's got money of her own from her apartheid South American family. However, in America, the Heinz name still gives her credibility, enough to eclipse her current husband's name. She is a prestige seeker. If he were to die, which Senator from what state would she end up with? John Kerry is a dufus, anyone other than him probably would have won in 2004. The man is a walking corpse.