Exhibit # 1: Posh, or Mrs. F***ing Beckham, as she's known to the hired help:
All corners, no curves
Do you think she hurts the children with all those bones sticking out? The green bolero jacket over the pedal pushers (capris?) was snatched from the back of a second grader. Note the drooping left arm - that diamond on her ring finger probably weighs more than she does. This is what living on edamame and Diet Coke will do for you.
The great thing about Victoria Beckham is her gravity-resistant bustline. She only buys bras as a novelty item, and she's certainly not shy about shining her headlights, even when her boys are around.
Exhibit # 2: Nicole Richie, who now weighs less than standard copy paper. Not to beat a dead horse on our 83-pound wonder, but the woman standing next to her only weighs 110 lbs. and looks obese. 'Nuff said.
Does this sweater make me look fat?
