Who's the Firecrotch now?!?Oh, Greasy Bear, we hardly knew ye!
Brandon Davis used to be on the A-list. Grandson of oil heiress Barbara Davis and lifelong friend of the Hiltons, Brandon has always been the epitome of the idle rich. No one much liked him, but they put up with him because he was Barbara's grandson.
Brandon became known as a constant sidekick to Paris Hilton, and developed a reputation for hard drinking and heavy partying. He also became pudgy and oily, and was soon tagged Greasy Bear. Brandon has never been able to escape his cruel nickname.
Embarrassing public displays of drunkenness and trips to rehab have removed Greasy from the spotlight these days, but he's said to still be around, at a much lower profile. Word is that he and his brother, Gummy Bear, help keep 'em marching into the early morning hours. A friend, indeed.
