LindsayApparently Lindsay’s role model of a father called her a few days before her now infamous DUI arrest. Does anyone else think that getting arrested for a DUI is some sort of pledge event that Paris, Nicole and Lindsay had to do for a fake sorority (Kappa Kappa drunk hoe perhaps?)? Or maybe they are just that stupid. I really do think Lindsay just didn’t know what else to do. She already had gotten collagen in her lips and had an eating disorder. It was either a DUI or pregnancy. A DUI requires much less calories. Well like father like daughter. Hey he left Dina Lohan. He can’t be too dumb.