Sad ParisWith only days left until she reports for her stint in the county lock-up, Paris has been keeping a low profile. No more nights at Hyde or Teddy's. No more puffin' doobs at rock festivals. No more nipple slips in the MB MacLaren. Paris is owned.
For 23 days in June, Paris will trade her Juicy Couture for prison issue jumpsuits and K-Mart cotton undies. Her expensively coiffed hair will grow long, dry and ratty, and may pose a fire hazard if she's assigned kitchen duty. Her wonky eyes will be brown again without their colored contacts.
But don't worry about Paris - she's a survivor! She's been hitting the gym and getting pumped. She's been buying lots and lots more pets for Nicky to take care of while she's away. Nicky just loves all of Paris' pets.
Most importantly, Paris is getting spiritual. Lately she's been going to church, and instead of EZ Widers, she's been spotted packing the Bible. Perhaps this marks a real change in Paris - only time will tell.
Have you ever noticed how
Have you ever noticed how much Paris looks like ET with that odd shaped head and those long, bony, webbed fingers ?? Only ET was much cuter....