Soon you'll be leash-trained, too, my sweet.Then again, looks like she leaves the seat up, too. Hope she remembers to shake and dance.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are a mismatched couple. He looks like he still wants to grow up to be a ninja turtle, and she looks like a longshoreman on shore break. She could probably bench press him and three of his friends.
Justin had a brief drunken fling with Jessica after his break-up with Cameron. For a while there he was vacillating between Jess and Scarlett Johanssen, but those creepy Vuitton ads that ScarJo keeps doing totally limped his noodle, and he crept back to Jess.
Jess and Justin are still keeping things on the hush-hush, but only until Justin is fitted for his stun collar. Then maybe he'll be allowed to sleep at the foot of the bed, and not in the cupboard under the stairs.
