Exhibit # 1: Minnie Driver
Don't let them see your pain
Poor Minnie. Despite being dumped by more men than Tonka, Minnie continues to make appearances on the red carpet circuit. The leotard top and exposed thighs scream, "Look! There's nothing wrong with me! Why does this keep happening" while the oversized white purse hints of hope springing eternal and room for several firearms should said spring run dry.
Exhibit # 2: Ellen Pompeo
Like a stuffed string
Who says white makes you look fat? When your hair and makeup weigh more than you do, not even fat can make you look fat. Here's a simple rule of thumb for all you scrawny ano bitches out there - skinny jeans make fat legs look thinner. They are not flattering on chicks built like match sticks.
Stay tuned to PrettyBoring for future episodes of Fugileptics as we set out to find the latest in tacky, trashy and downright fugged up. We're doing our part to let folks like Minnie and Ellen know that the mirror is our friend and the food goes in our tummies, not in our napkins.
