You left the blow in the glovebox?!?Lindsay Lohan can kiss her movie career goodbye. That's OK - she hasn't done anything worth watching since Mean Girls anyway. Seriously, if they gave Paris 23 days, what will they do to Lindsay?
She's not even of legal age yet - she won't be 21 until July. And she really came so close to getting away with the whole thing. After she lost control of her Mercedes and took out the left front fender and lights, she called Jaz, her driver. He came down from the house in his car, they switched cars (with someone else driving, thankfully) and he brought her car home.
Lindsay's car
Unfortunately, Lindsay was spotted by witnesses, who called cops to report the hit-and-run. Lindsay was tracked down at a nearby hospital, where she was given a blood test and issued a summons for DUI. It was only after cops had her car towed and searched it that a "usable" amount of what is assumed to be cocaine was found. Betcha they find either E or meth in her system in addition to coke, and she'll be facing felony charges.
Adding insult to injury, her father, Michael Lohan, is now reaching out to her in her time of need. Having had his own experiences with addiction and criminal behavior, perhaps he sees this as his opportunity to wrest control of Lindsay's career from his former wife, Dina (aka White Oprah).
I f***ed her and she just
I f***ed her and she just layed there and took it. The girl sucks big time. She's nothing more than a coke addict. Can't wait until she has nothing and whores herself out all the time. No talent other than when she's on her back taking it deep.