JessicaJessica Alba and Jessica Biel are constantly complaining about their hotness. Jessica Alba is probably the worst of the two because in literally every article I read about her (including InStyle this month which her hotness graces the cover of) she talks about how hard it is to be hot. She is discriminated against because she is so gorgeous so she can’t get meaty roles. Well Jessica what can I say? No you will not be playing Jane Eyre any time soon. Maybe if you hadn’t done that water movie where you and Paul Walker (God bless him by the way) just walk around in bathing-suits the whole time then you would be taken more seriously. If you want to be less hot you could always not exercise and eat some doughnuts. It is quite easy.
