Well, that's probably been true for quite some time, but now more than ever.
Since filing for divorce and taking up with one of those extreme fighting dudes, legendary porn star Jenna Jameson has caused those around her to worry about her state of mind. She looks to have dropped at least 40 pounds, and has resorted to plastic surgery to blunt the effects of her crash diet.
For the longest time I've been trying to think of who she was starting to remind me of, and then suddenly, it hit me: She's an Ellen Barkin clone. Check it out:
Which came first? Hard to tell.
Are they using the same surgeon? The same therapist? How can two women so completely different look so eerily alike? Is it a bitter divorcee thing? Are Jenna and Ellen attending the same support group? It's not like they go to the same yoga class - they don't even live in the same state.
Jenna needs to like herself again. The wonky Botox eye and rapidly expanding forehead thing just is not flattering. Jenna is said to still be in seclusion after a botched hoo-hoo lift earlier this year. If this is true, I hope she sues the doctors who did it to her. If Julie Andrews can get millions for losing her voice, Jenna should be entitled to something for losing her vice.
