You're looking at the only person in the world who didn't think this would happen someday.
Little Miss DeeWeeLindsay finally got popped for driving under the influence last night, or more precisely, at 5:30 this morning, after hopping the curb and hitting a tree in her SL-65 convertible. She and her two friends were taken to a local hospital and "admitted for minor injuries" - which means she feigned injury so they'd take her to the hospital instead of jail. She knew they'd give her something to help her come down at the hospital, too.
Also not terribly surprising? The fact that they found narcotics in her car, and felony charges are said to be in the making on that. Most people are guessing coke, but I read a blind item recently about a "hard-partying stAArlet whose real problem isn't booze or blow, it's meth", and that's what it usually looks like she's under the influence of.
Will Lindsay skate on these charges? Will her friends cop to the drugs to help her save face? Will White Oprah blame it all on her ex-husband and run off with Joey Buttafuoco? Turns out that horrible advance trailer from I Know Who Killed Me isn't the worst of her worries after all.
