The tabloid golden childHow sad and distraught society is over our recent let downs. You remember our once beloved media darlings, Lindsay, Britney and Paris? Well, they are soooooooooo last week!
In a strange act of desperation, Hayden Panettiere (the super cute cheerleader on Heroes) is being shoved into the roll of America's good girl. TMZ recently reported while the 17 year old was at a club she turned down a complimentary bottle of vodka. Wait, it gets better. Instead, she opted to munch on lollipops and animal crackers. Um...it is possible to be too wholesome.
Somebody had the be the answer, the remedy if you will, to all of the society girls gone bad. It looks like Hayden got tagged. Hey, if you can't be as insane as the bad girls, why not adopt a syrupy persona. Sad it's such a shocker that a 17 year old doesn't want to get hammered and grind a stripper pole in public.
