What a good wife she'd makeWhat's wrong with the world today when a sweet girl like this can't find a husband?
Meet Jodie Marsh. She's famous in the UK for ... uhhh, I'm not sure. I think it has something to do with wearing those studded straps across her massive boobs. She seems to share Britney's taste for ratty hair extensions and tutus with leg warmers.
Jodie is trying to make a new reality show in which she will search for a husband, culling a suitable mate from a veritable sea of applicants. Somebody in charge must have missed their meds that day, and the project got approved. A casting call was made for prospective suitors, and Jodie was simply beside herself with excitement.
"Maybe if I find a husband, I can stop wearing these band things around my boobs and put on a regular shirt again. My nipples are just chafed raw!" She may (or may not) have said.
A moment of silence for poor Jodie's dashed dreams. Only two men showed up for the audition, and one of them was blind drunk. The show's producers are not quite ready to throw in the towel on this project, however, and feel they're just not searching the right geographic area for prospects. Future recruiting efforts are said to be focused on trailer parks and flea markets in the Deep South.
