Zach BraffZach Braff hosted the season finale of Saturday Night Live. In the world of entertainment this is considered a pretty big deal. Plus, Zach Braff said it was in the opening monologue right before he did a lame tribute to New Jersey. If it makes Zach Braff feel good then that is okay because he has a rough year.
First he broke up with America’s sweetheart Mandy Moore whose friend said he was very self-indulgent in an article for Elle Magazine. His movie The Last Kiss sortuv bombed (I own it but that doesn't mean anything). Then apparently he began hitting on every girl in Hollywood like Drew Barrymore and Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson? Come on Zach! You are the pretentious bastard that wrote Garden State!
even pretentious bastards
even pretentious bastards like hot titties.
ahh, he's hot. i'll have
ahh, he's hot. i'll have him.