She's said to be banging her connection in classic coke whore style. Also classic is their incessant philandering, pandering and brawls. The non-stop partying, travel and appearance schedule are beginning to take their toll on our little Miss Firecrotch.
Not a day over 35
Lindsay has made an interesting choice in Calum Best. Like Lindsay, he's a notorious party hound and shameless skirt chaser, even so bold as to collect numbers from hot models while Linds was right in the next room! The New York Daily News also reported that Calum called down to room service at 4 am to have his mini-bar replenished. When the waitstaff entered, they were greeted by a half-naked Britishman, a young lady in the bed, and some substances that most folks would hide from regular folk.
Like Lindsay, he may be genetically predisposed to addiction. Calum's dad, the late football great George Best, was convicted (more than once) and did time for drunk driving. Not one to let something so trivial hold him back, George proceeded to drink his way through two livers and his kidneys before a lung infection and multiple organ failure killed him in 2005.
Let's hope these two never get serious, folks. It could be like Godzilla vs. Mothra all over again.
I thought you said you had the blow
