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Why Does Criss Angel's Finger Smell Like Cameron Diaz?

Ooh. scary goth dude.Ooh. scary goth dude.
OK, OK. First of all, who is this Criss Angel dude? He's apparently some kind of musician with goth tendencies who supposedly models his "look" after Anne Rice's Interview With A Vampire. Dude, what are you, like, three years old?

Criss's problem is not that he's emotionally stunted and a budding necrophiliac. No, Criss is the latest victim of Razorlight Syndrome, where a no-name half-assed rocker with a dubious future hooks up with a homely yet famous club goblin for a moment in the celebrity sun.

This syndrome, while severe in onslaught, is thankfully brief, as the starlets quickly tire of footing another bar (and bump) tab while having to keep a blanket over their head during sex. Some goblins don't go away after midnight, you see. Fiona without makeupFiona without makeup

 

1st NO ONE on the face of

1st NO ONE on the face of this earth has heard of your website.
2nd you need a life you say how much you hate him and then has so many topics about him. God let the guy live and have fun with pretty girls.

P.S. Go to HELL!!!!!!!!!!!

He's a MAGICIAN, not a

He's a MAGICIAN, not a musician......sheesh.

He's the hottest goth dude

He's the hottest goth dude I've ever seen!There's not one thing thats ugly about Criss Angel.The guys just gorgeouse!!!

 

 

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