Will ho for lipo
Our apologies to Playskool, Tupperware and the Saturn Vue.
To be perfectly honest, neither of these two have ever been even remotely attractive. Nor have they been even remotely funny, except to look at.
Kathy Griffin used to have a semi-respectable D-list career going, until it was leaked that she postponed her very messy divorce until after filming was done for her painfully lame reality show. People Magazine did a feature article after her first round of procedures, but has since given up trying to keep track. Although she looks nothing like she used to, once she opens her mouth, any trace of doubt is quickly erased.
As for Carrot Top .... hmmm, what can we say about Carrot Top? Stand-up comic? Nah, he sucked at that. Body builder? There's more juice in that boy than Jamba - he'd never pass the drug tests. Other job skills? He doesn't appear to be particularly literate ... perhaps we can send him back in time to the days of traveling freak shows ... he could be the guy who bites the heads off chickens.
