To eviscerate my retinas like they've been coated in broken glass and tossed in a paint mixer. Britney has been spotted all over town lately, taking tacky from hobby to art form. It's so bad she has to be doing it on purpose. Here she is coming out of the gym:
Hiding A Hickey?The hat really needs to go. Why is she always wearing a hat? Is it because she still has no hair? How long does it take to grow back a little fuzz? She shaved her head on February 16, almost three months ago. There's gotta be something there by now. I dare someone to snatch that cap. Actually, no, I don't, but if you do, I'll laugh like hell and high-five your ass when they let you out of jail.
Britney was next seen out shopping with a friend, wearing the same sneaks and socks but a different outfit. Guh-ross.
Later, Britney got all dolled up like a crocheted toilet paper dolly:
tissue dolly
Brit Brit showed up at Teddy's and sat at a table with a bunch of friends. Sources say there was alcohol at the table, but no one saw her drink any. She only stayed an hour, and didn't seem to be having too much fun. I wonder where her alleged new guy, Howie Day, was.
Britney @ Teddy's
Never mind Howie, I wonder what happened to the bottom half of that dress? She's wearing that bright blue (teal? turqoise?) bra, but is she wearing bloomers? Most importantly, it's Mother's Day weekend. Where are her children? Do they even recognize her anymore?
And where's Britney's mother? Did she have to go get a regular job now that Britney fired her for making her go to rehab?
