Don't laugh, folks. Do you know how long and hard we had to search to find these two? I'm still not sure why she passed them over ... but it's never too late.
Subject #1:
Modern Day MedusaFor those afraid to gaze lest they be turned to a pillar of salt, this is Anna Wintour - THE Anna Wintour. Editrix of Vogue, pillar of fashion and society, Anna has smote countless interns and editorial assistants, all while impeccably attired.
Lindsay might have had a chance with Anna until she attended a society dinner as Karl Lagerfeld's date, and earned the wrath of Ms. Wintour with her frequent trips to the loo. Apparently Anna doesn't like the marching powder.
Subject # 2:
Tried to Eat Liza's FaceYes, Subject # 2 is the former Mr. Minnelli, David Gest. Lindsay would normally not give a schlub like David the time of day, but with all the beatings he claimed to have taken from his ex-wife, David has accumulated an impressive stash of pain killers and downers, the perfect antidote for coming down from a coke binge.
We at PrettyBoring will continue to search the world over to bring you coverage that our competitors run from. Stay tuned for more late breaking stories that earn those coveted cease and desist letters.
