Versace & SwankThey're neck and neck down the back stretch, exceedingly talented yet uncommonly ugly, and it's Swank by a head, because Donatella has no nose left.
Something about Hilary Swank makes me think of the Geico Cavemen - the forelock over ample forehead? Teeth that could pulverize bone? Maybe it's the long manly hands. She is a brilliant actress, and does have a slamming bod, but could use a little sunlight.
Which brings us to Donatella, who has gotten enough sun (whether it be real, canned or spray) for ten Hilaries, and appears to be getting downright leathery. And those lips! She could probably hide a change of clothes and a spare set of keys up there.
Like Hilary, Donatella is also blessed with a gorgeous body. But while Hilary's mane and tail do seem to come from her own follicles, Donatella has been rocking the Barbie doll 'do since man first stepped on the moon.
Wow... amazing photo.
Wow... amazing photo. Serious plastic surgery...