One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things just doesn't belong.
Can you guess which of these actresses is neither clean-living nor award-winning
Before I finish this blog ...
Stars of Georgia Rule
Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. You've got to tell us all where you get your shit, because we all want to visit the dream world you live in. As a mother, my heart goes out to you - watching you flail about, out of control, boobs and pink taco exposed time and time again. It also makes me want to slam your mother's face off a wall a couple of times.
Hey, Dina! Get your head out of your ass. You are a FORMER Rockette. Your time in the sun was long ago, and frankly, your pickled orange skin needs some shade anyway. Go help your daughter, instead of just collecting management fees and cast-off designer clothes.
The tales of Lindsay's drug and alcohol consumption are mind-boggling: Eight-balls of coke snorted with Ecstasy, bottles and bottles of vodka, tequila and champagne at Coachella (hence the hoochie dance in her bra). Does this poor kid have to be found dead somewhere before someone steps in? At this rate, she won't make it to her 21st birthday, but don't worry, Dina. You'll still be able to collect royalty checks.
