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Kirsten Dunst: Fug From Head to Toe

Kirsten Dunst is another one I just don't get. How can such a butt-ugly creature be a major movie star? She's a drunken soggy mess. If that snaggle tooth thing wasn't bad enough, well, there's her feet ... her scabbed out, scabied, parasite-ridden cloven hooves. WARNING: Do not view on an empty stomach.
Head to Toe Toxic WasteHead to Toe Toxic Waste

What the *&@#%^ is that on her feet? Strawberry Jam? Tampon implosion? The blood of her agents and late night snogs? Dunst's body is probably so pickled in vodka and teeming with illicit substances that she needs her own Superfund clean-up site.

How much is this skank making per movie? She might want to invest in some stockings, or go back to wearing Uggs everywhere she goes.

Clean up your feet, hobag. You're scaring the children and small animals.

 

eww. alomst looks like

eww. alomst looks like really really dry scaly skin or something

 

 

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