High on life @ CoachellaApparently she has a virtually unlimited supply of high-octane disco dust. Since being released from Wonderland, Lindsay has been on a non-stop drink- and drug-fueled binge.
Being an equal-opportunity self-flaggelist, Lindsay has also decided to rot out the lower half of her body at the same time, and is throwing the poon at anything that moves - gender notwithstanding. Case in point: her new FBB (finger-bangin' buddy) Samantha Ronson. Don't feel bad, Lindsay. We can't determine its gender either.
News on the wire yesterday was that Lindsay has fired her current publicist for not being able to keep the hot girl-on-girl stories out of the news. Leslie Sloan Zelnick is brilliant, but it must be tiresome to battle stories like these day in and day out.
Poor little Firecrotch. She's looking more and more like her mother every day.
Lindsay and Friend
