House of Blues
Britney Spears should not be allowed out of doors without a stylist. Say what you will about Paris Hilton, that girl is always put together, even when she's coming off a bender. Britney's fashion choices just hurt my eyes and cause large flocks of birds to fly south in the winter.
How can a girl who's made so much money be so cheap and trashy when it comes to how she looks? I swear, if I see her in that cheesy fedora-and-roadkill ensemble one more time ... Why can't she just embrace the choices she has made? She (supposedly) shaved her head to make a statement. If her choice had nothing to do with the Feder-slime threatening to drug test her hair, she should wear it bald and bawdy.
Recent gossip has it that Brit-Brit has had the new "lipo-ssolve" procedure to accelerate her weight loss. Do you think she could have talked the surgeon into doing something about those cock-eyed, sloppy boobs? It's apparent by now that she has no intention of wearing a bra on a regular basis, so she might as well get them fused into place, like Victoria Beckham.
Britney and chins
