Rumor has it that Britney Spears is going to pen a tell all book giving up Justin, KFed and everyone else who's ever touched her vagina, I mean life, as the culprits behind her problems. She even calls Mama Lynne Spears a stagemother from hell. 
Hot Britney
Spoken like a true addict Brit. Way to blame everyone else for your many breakdowns. But seriously, you know my ass is going to believe every single word ho writes down. I'm actually hoping she calls me to make some stuff up because I'd love to put JT on blast.
Like, she could say Justin used to beat her with the Mickey Mouse hat they were forced to wear back when they were musketeers. Or that KFed forced her into sitting for hours contemplating what shape he should shave his sideburns into that week. That's enough to screw anybody up.
I personally think the beginning of her downfall was when Fred Durst "admitted" on the Howard Stern show that he poked her in the (then fabulous) booty. But that's just me.
Now excuse me while I go place 500 copies on pre-order from Amazon.
