Maybe it was that tender scene as a 'power bottom' in the film "Brokeback Mountain" that makes the ladies wet in certain places...but, we were shocked to hear today that REESE WITHERSPOON warned off TV's 'FRIENDS' JENNIFER ANISTON to "keep away from JAKE GYLLENHAAL." -- we somehow imagine it was a very Legally Blond moment (in matching pink outfit and high heels)! -- with a "oh no you didn't!" finger snapping session.Reese & Jake
Reports claim Wither-Haal have been a Hollywierd item for at least two whole months, (girlfriend, that's 10 years in the normal world), and...gag...gag (something is caught in our throat):
Ms. Witherspoon was not "happy that (Jake) shared a lingering kiss with Jennifer at an awards ceremony a few weeks ago." - First the kiss, and then...um, you know...Jennifer straps on the plastic sex toys...and plunges where the sun don't shine....um, we have a vivid imagination about things like that.
Sooooo....."When Reese heard about it, she broke down in tears asking, 'Why would he do that?' She is very unhappy about it," the source told a magazine. -- Um, somebody send a message: Earth to Reese, Hollywood is like the bizarro world! In Hollywood we expect Jake should make-out with anything that moves...and dammit...who would ever imagine any real girl...let alone two "A" List women getting their hair in a twist over Jake --(I can't even get a leading role without showing my bootie)-- Gyllenhall??
