Once again, on Monday I found myself avoiding all real work and checking out other people’s painful secrets on one of my favorite blogs PostSecret. Once again, I found another gem.
First, a woman writes in that she hasn’t farted in front of her husband in 25 years. Now some lady is “bearing” her soul in that no one has seen her tata’s ever. In all 36 years her life. Please, at this point wouldn’t we all be happy to say that in 1 year, 36 people haven’t seen our tata’s. I would.
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I guess this woman is none to pleased that Girls Gone Wild billionaire Joe Francis is taking it up the pooper in jail. He could’ve been her only chance. He could’ve shown them to millions of people in under 5 seconds.
Oh well, that’s just one less set of breasts the world won’t see. Luckily Katie Price’s boobs are all over the place and account for about 12 pairs.